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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly about parenting toddlers/ Infants & older kiddos also...
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Toddler Tales #10
I found this on a
friend of a
friends site and loved it so I thought I would post in on my toddler tales this week and add a few little blurbs about which of these relate to our world... Do it if ya wanna, it will make you giggle!
Toddler Rules!If it is on, I must turn it off. The fish tank light... argh!
If it is off, I must turn it on.
His bedroom light in the middle of the night.If it is folded, I must unfold it.
ALL MY CLEAN LAUNDRY!If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
Oh yes.... If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
I have worn peanut butter on my jeans to the store and had no idea!If it is high, it must be reached.
Dada's CoffeeIf it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
AVOID leaving the pantry door open at all cost!If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
DANGER!If it has leaves, they must be picked.
He loves helping in the yard :)If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
Its like an addiction!If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
My FLIP FLOPS!If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
or fed to the cat or dogIf it is closed, it must be opened.
ALL DOORS everywhereIf it does not open, it must be screamed at.
the toilet with the lid lock!If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
All of his PJ's yanked out in less then a minute!If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
or wall, moms pants or baby gateIf it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
Anything that holds anything... I guess it is fun to dump everything out!If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
WATER hose PLEASE!If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
or licked.... EWWWW!If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
I have learned to ignore this drama!If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
With spoons, hammers, shoes or anything that makes an awful noise!If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
"HOLD YOU!"If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
Or throw my body down like a limp noddle in protest!If it is paper, it must be torn.
Especially Moms new magazines... ARGH!If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
Right in the middle of an important emailIf the volume is low, it must go high
. Ear Plugs PLEASE!If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
Or wadded up in the toilet to where a plunger cant get it unstuck!If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
As hard as he can even if it has a child lockIf it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
Anyones toothbrush, Dad hates this!If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
And how do the automatically choose the HOT one first???If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
Whats Up... the new catch phrase!If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
Or thrown on Mommy.... EWWWWWIf it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
or flung across the roomIf it is not food, it must be tasted. And chewed on!If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
Sitting nicely on a plate at the dinner table... untouched!If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
That is why we are working on his OWN bathroom!If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back.
and kicking legs and flailing arms!If it is Mommy, it must be hugged.
My Favorite!
In Loving Memory...
Back to Target to the dollar section, Travis saw these goggles he HAD to have!
Welcome to Toddler Tales...
When my nice and nephew were still here, my Mom, niece and I went to the mall to this really fun store and got some silly books and things for everyone!
When we were in Austin, Travis became obsessed with "sitting like Daddy"...laid back with his feet up on the coffee table. He would climb on the couch and slouch his body down to the very edge and stretch his legs as far as they would go so his heels would sit on the coffee table. He worked on perfecting this move all weekend! Can you see the little smirk on his face?
Travis & Joy
Tonight while I was reading him stories at bed time...
Middle of the day, stop and rest!
He even asked me to leave " go in there mommy"
Here is the line of toys... He doesn't put them in a line, I do. If he had his way with all the toys he would be sleeping on top of them all! I guess it is a good compromise since he insists they are all in his bed!
This morning when Gavin went and got him up, he had placed is 3 favorite babies on their night-nights... then Cookie didn't get one because it was his "purple night-night"
He loved the bubbles as long as they were not near his face!
Then we had to get another one out of the box because we forgot to sing and blow out candles, funny thing is I didn't have a birthday candle so we used a tea light. HAHAHAH!
He was so over the hat he just decided to lay down on the table and prove his point!
He was so excited he even played his drum for them to see!
